Spidey

Spidey
I'll Say What I Want To Say

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

The Ballad of Dr. Doom


Here's a little ditty about an old pal who most of us know and love "Our Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman", we miss you... "Spiderman" sung like the old Billy Joel song "Piano man"
It’s 9’O Clock on a Friday
The regular crowd is reading the message boards
As I am browsing through the same ole bullsh*t
Without you I realize this place is a bore

Hey, Spidey can you spin me a controversy
Maybe one about Brandon or Oviedo
Make it spicy & sweet on how they F-ing cheat
Florida wrestling has reached an all-time new low

“Chorus”
Spin us a web you’re the Spiderman
Spin us a web tonight
Cause we’re all in the mood for a controversy
And you get us feeling uptight

Oh, la la la, de de daLa la de de da da da

Now John this guy Spidey is a friend of mine
He says that freedom of speech is a necessity
And he is quick with a joke about teams who have choked
But, now there is someplace that he’d rather be
I mean John his absence is killing me
The Spider’s home is on this web space
I’m sure he’d come back and bring us a few laughs
If you could stay out of his face

Now John the Sherriff is this web page’s perfectionist
Who made refereeing & wrestling his life
And he is talking with Gugli who’s old, bald and Fugli
And there is no doubt he will be for life

Come now Spidey and bring along your antics
Floridakids.us would be the best bet
Yes we’ll share and we’ll gossip like 12 year olds
You must admit it’s better than Floridakids.net


“Chorus”

Spin us a web you’re the Spiderman
Spin us a web tonight
Cause we’re all in the mood for a controversy
And you got us feeling uptight

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la,de de da da da

We have a pretty good crowd on this message board
But it’s hard for me to crack a smile
Cause we all know that it’s Spidey they’ve been coming to see
To talk about wrestling and laugh for awhile

And his keyboard probably smells like Cohibas
And his mouse probably smells like a beer
As we sit in our classes and we scratch our fat asses
And say man I wish Spidey were here

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Some of the younger members of this board might not be able to appreciate the classic music that is Billy Joel so I advise you to step away from your Playstations and PS2's and get some culture. Hope you enjoyed it. DR DOOM

1 comment:

DR. DOOM said...

Damn That's a good looking fellow up there! Nice artwork Kid! I mean it is pretty hard to mess up some one sooo damn good lookin!