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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

The Greehouse Effect


The Greenhouse Effect


Don’t throw rocks from a glass house is what is shouted and screamed from Vito B’s mansion. Here is a man who built one of the most elaborate and beautiful mansions in the whole state. Every room personally designed by Vito B himself. He decorated the halls designed the bathrooms, kitchen, rooms, garage, and dining room. A beauty to instill jealousy and admiration. When the Christmas season comes around people from all around the state talk and converse about who’s mansion is best and who has the most amount of decorations and how keenly placed those decorations are. Vito B’s mansion has always been one of the most talked about and respected mansions. The other mansions in the state may be beautiful and may also be full of grandeur but they were built on sacred ground with workers from other parts of the state and some from out of state. Those palace owners didn’t and have never cared about their employees’ and that was one of the many things that set Vito B’s mansion apart from all others. His workers were loyal and had been bred by him. He cared for them and worried about their future. Vito B saw to it that they understood loyalty, family, and honor. He would angrily finger point at those other mansions and accuse them of impropriety. He hated the fact that they did not acquire the right permits and got away with slave labor without any repercussions.


Those other mansion owners bragged about how they built their houses without the rights and legal permits nor employees. Cocky and proud they were about how wealth and power could circumvent the most rigid of laws and regulations. Proud they stood holding the end of the year trophy given to the best mansion and palace in the state. Accusations flew from one corner of the state to the other and they smiled it off. In private they would excuse their methods by stating, ‘their parents wanted those kids to work for me, what was I going to say , their getting well paid, they are getting better opportunities, they are getting better benefits, they are seeking to better their standing in the world we are just helping, their education comes first.’ Snarling, Vito B hated those people and the many trophies they took from him and his solidly built mansion.


The Greenhouse Effect Pt. II


When you start such a massive building project like a greenhouse, the first couple of years there are workers coming in and out of your mansion. Skilled craftsmen and specialist working on specific areas in the greenhouse. Some working on lightweight stuff, others maybe middle of the ground but in general people see and notice the massive work being done in the mansion and the annex being built. Dirt, sand, mud, garbage, and fired former employees fired and dismissed fill the streets and the local coffee shops begin the chatter. They begin to question, ‘did Vito B get the right permits? did he acquire the correct paperwork?’. Most just wonder why he would start such a project now when his mansion is already grandiose and the fame of his palace well known. Does he really need such a massive greenhouse? Word gets back to Vito B and shocked he wonders, ‘who me? What? No way.’ He finds out what people are saying and angrily screams, ‘hey you guys also have windows to.’ ‘You shouldn’t throw rocks from a glass house’. He blindly compares his massive project to that of his smaller neighbors and their home improvement projects. You guys had a window built in your home a couple of years ago. I never complained about your window, I was happy with the improvement. I didn’t send anyone after you nor did I cajole anyone into questioning your permits to install that window. I had nothing to do with the inspectors harassing your home and videotaping your projects even if it hampered my view at the time. Angrily Vito B questions why his own friends and comrades have turned against him or why they would seem so unhappy at his new project. There is no real need for them to get angry he thinks to himself. It’s not like they really have a shot at winning the end of the year trophy. Their houses are small and really can’t compete. Hell they hired a craftsman here and there, they are no better than I. Oh how wrong you are Vito B, how very wrong you are.

He sends his best friend in the world to seek out answers and defend his building of the greenhouse. His friend angrily and logically defends Vito B and explains why those employees came to Vito B’s mansion and are now working for him.

Tell us if this sounds familiar:

“**In private they would excuse their methods by stating, ‘their parents wanted those kids to work for me, what was I going to say , their getting well paid, they are getting better opportunities, they are getting better benefits, they are seeking to better their standing in the world we are just helping, their education comes first.**”


The Greenhouse Effect Pt. III

In a couple of years people won’t notice the greenhouse. They will just consider it part of the landscape as well as part of the biggest, best, most decorated mansion in the state. His minions will be carefully chosen from his greenhouse and used in different parts of the house. A little lavender here, a rose there, a couple of carnations in the front, and maybe a cactus here and there just to add some bite to the mansion. His believed former friends long gone and the chatter in coffee shops now quelled and silent, Vito B begins to hoard trophies and awards. He even begins to get national recognition for the sheer beauty of his mansion. The only thing that now is different is that his desire to better his employees and his undying effort to help them is long gone. No longer are relationships developed thru time and the fires of trouble. Now he has become that which he has always hated. An overseer who simply guides his workers and when the job is done for that year discards them effortlessly and goes to his greenhouse to get another bunch.


Happy and content he will be after he weathers this storm. He might just end up being the most decorated and successful palace owner this state has ever seen. An honor many may see as well deserved but don’t expect former friends and colleagues to jump for joy while exclaiming his greatness. Don’t compare a window here and there to a greenhouse. Don’t stammer and jerk and coerce people into agreeing with you. Don’t spout angry words of comparison and don’t throw shout out ‘don’t throw rocks from a glasshouse’. These are simply not the same things. Remember well that most of the new employees were with you and your family over the summer going here and there doing this and that. A couple of build it yourself workshops here and there where all participated in. Get angry at your people and scream injustice and spew hatred from your lips. Know this, Vito B is still admired and cared for, he is still considered a friend and a colleague just don’t expect the people of this county to sit quietly and not be displeased or even angry at your greenhouse project. Open the subject up and the displeasure will always come up. Talk or defend the project and anger will rise. Compare and contrast the different building techniques and disgust will be evident. Maybe in the future a hearty congratulation will be in order but Vito B would be ignorant to think that ANYONE within a stone’s throw of his palace will be happy. Vito B and his buddy should know that nobody really cares anymore. No one seeks to dethrone him and take his place. Just don’t bring up the subject and defend it with pious words and righteous indignation. That just makes Vito B look like the other palace builders and mansion owners. And that is not Vito B. It has never been him.

End of Story.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!


May you and your families enjoy each other on this day of thanks
.
Be grateful for the things you have for as little as that might be, there are those that have much much less.

Be thankful for the Taxes you pay because it means you have a job.

Be thankful for the mess you have to clean up after your Thanksgiving party because it means you have friends and family to share a special day with.

Be thankful for the clothes that fit too tight later that night because it means you are fortunate to have enough to eat.

Be thankful for that Parking spot you find Friday at the Mall way out there in the back of the lot because it means you can afford to go to the Mall and spend some money on gifts.

And lastly, be thankful that you live in a country where people can support Gay Marriage, have an abortion, be a racist, and refer to the president as a buffoon because it means your are free.

Spidey Is Busy


The state of the economy has everything in flux, and the Spiderman is no exception. I have been extremely busy in meeting after meeting trying to resolve some personal business issues and that has at times kept me from being more vigilant of my Blog.



I would love it if there was someone that stepped up to help out when I am indisposed but as of yet no one has done so; therefore there is not much I can do when I am called to personal or business matters about keeping the site relevant.



Even Rome fell, and so will the Spiderman. Don't think I have not contemplated retirement because I have. I have been at this for 10 years, and there will come a time (and it could be soon) where I will hang up the web shooters, and if there is not someone there to take up the cause this format will be lost.



My apologies for not being ever-present, I do as much as I can single-handedly.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Weekly Scores
(send them and I will post'em)


American 49 Braddock 23


Match started off at 145:
145 Randy Br major B 4 - 0
152 Rojas Br minor B 7 - 0
160 Troncoso Am pin B 7 - 6
171 Am pin A 12 - 7
189 Castillo Am pin A 18 - 7
215 Am min A 21 - 7
285 Chirino Am maj 25 - 7
103 Posada Br ff A 25 - 13
112 Am ff A 31 - 13
119 Harris Am pin A 37 - 13
125 Gabe Br maj A 37 - 17
130 Eric Br pin A 37 - 23
135 Perez Am pin A 43 - 23
140 Santibanez Am pin A 49 - 23


Coral Park JV Tournament

South Dade 4 - 0
Braddock 3 - 1
Cypress Bay 3 - 1
Southwest 3 - 1
Palmetto 2 - 2
Norland 2 - 2
Miami Springs 1 - 2
Coral Gables 0 - 4
Coral Park 0 - 4

Pool Matches

Braddock 60 Miami Springs 24
Miami Springs 45 Palmetto 36
Palmetto 37 Braddock 24
South Dade 51 Southwest 21
South Dade 65 Coral Park 12
Southwest 59 Coral Park 18
Cypress Bay 48 Norland 25
Cypress Bay 40 Coral Gables 27
Norland 30 Coral Gables 24

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Another Classic Doom Ballad



This is DJ Dr Doom-Shizzle here on 88.8 “The Spider” spinning another

Ballad your way. So sit back, relax and enjoy this groovy little tune I
wrote but remember it is always more entertaining if you read along
with its melody in the back ground. Sung like Justin Timberlakes “Cry me
a River” here is;
Cry “B” a river
If it were your son
You’d send him their first.
But you didn’t know if he’d be allowed to go, no
So you took a chance
And made other plans
I bet your glad South Dade is a magnet school now, no?
You don’t have fake, an address now
You already know, he’ll probably get in
Now there is a chance, that coach B, will get twenty
And don’t it make you sad about it

If you really do want to be
Standing on atop thee podium alone
Then you better get mommy or daddy
To call B on the phone
He won’t refuse, you must have B confused with some other guy
All you hypocrites must learn, and now it’s your turn

To cry, cry B a river
Cry B a river-er
Cry B a river
Cry B a river-er, yea, yea
I know that they say
That some things are better left unsaid
It wasn’t like you all never re-cruit-ed too and you know it
(don’t act like you don’t know it)
All of these things people are writing
Keep messing with my head
(messing with my head)

But in all honesty
You’re all just two faced and know it, yea
You don’t have fake, an address now
You already know, he’ll probably get in
Now there is a chance, that coach B, will get twenty
And don’t it make you sad about it
If you really do want to be

Standing on atop thee podium alone
(All alone)
Then you better get mommy or daddy
To call B on the phone
(Call B on the phone)
He won’t refuse, you must have B confused with some other guy
(You’re just like B baby)

All you hypocrites must learn, and now it’s your turn

To cry, cry B a river
(Go on and just)

Cry B a river-er
(Go on and just)
Cry B a river

(Hypocrites go on and just)
Cry B a river-er, yea, yea, yea
Oh, No

They all want a ring
So I guess they’ll be leaving
Oh, No
They all want a ring

So I guess they’ll be leaving
Oh, No
They all want a ring
So I guess they’ll be leaving
Oh, No
They all want a ring
So I guess they’ll be leaving
You don’t have to say, you never did
(Don’t say you never did)
Everybody already knows, how you got himmm
Now there is no chance, you’re squeaky clean, you’ll never be
(No chance you’re squeaky clean)
And don’t it make you sad about it
Cry B a river
( Go on and just)
Cry B a river
(Hypocrites go on and just)
Cry B a river
(Hypocrites go on and just)
Cry B a river
(Coaches go on and just)
Cry B a river
(Parents go on and just)
Cry B a river
(Cause B’s already cried)
Cry B a river-er yea yea
(He ain’t gonna cry no more yea, yea)
Cry B a river
Cry B a river, oh
Cry B a river, oh
Cry B a river, oh
Cry B a river, oh
(cry B, cry B)
Cry B a river, oh
(cry B, cry B)
Cry B a river, oh
(cry B, cry B)
Cry B a river, oh
(cry B, cry B)
Cry B a river, oh
(cry B, cry B)
Cry B a river, oh
(cry B, cry B)
Cry B a river, oh
(cry B, cry B)

Thursday, November 13, 2008

The Polls Close, The Results Are In

The results are in, and we have a tie…


It seems there were two equally disgusting and unethical practices according to the Lairs readers.

A distribution of 42% voted for believing that in fact using a fake address to gain entry into another school known as the “Brooks Ploy” is the most unethical practice one can undertake. I agree with this one, and yet it is the most oft used maneuver to get a wrestler in your school which does not belong.

Equaling the “Brooks Ploy” in matters of unethical behavior was the “Palmetto Method” the practice of fastening a Visine bottle to your genitals in order to cheat the hydration test and pass. Another 42% of you felt this was a blatant act of unethical behavior. I also agree with this one, it is a clear cut circumvention of a rule, regardless of your opinion of the rule itself, it is a rule.

The third most despicable act was the “Balmeceda Breach” where one purposefully defaults a match in the quarter finals to jump to the other side of the bracket for a favorable match-up and a better shot at making it to Lakeland. Personally I believe this is the most benign of unethical acts since there is clearly no set rule to prevent this from occurring, it is more an implied matter of coaches honor and the spirit of competition and so forth. Nevertheless, 15% of you felt it was the 3 most unethical act of the choices allotted.

The fourth most unethical act according to our readers was the coach following a wrestler to a school having previously informed his wrestler where he would be transferring too, otherwise known as the “Osorio Maneuver,” Again, I find this to be the next least benign breach of ethics, since technically it is not breaking any rules, I don’t even like the rule that a kids can’t follow his coach. Coaches put a lot of work into their wrestlers, and if they chose to move or are forced out, they should have the option of bringing their wrestlers along assuming the parents can provide transportation to and from the new school. I think Osorio played this one very smart and outwitted the establishment and their stupid and archaic rules. Still, 10% of you felt it was unethical.

The fifth most unethical thing to do was the Academic transfer to a private school from Magnet also known as the “Noffo Ruse.” I have a hard time finding anything wrong here either other than some recruiting implications that have never been levied. If a wrestler chooses of his own volition to uproot from a program and move to a private school, well I don’t see anything wrong with that at all. Only 9% of you felt that was unethical.

And finally the sixth most unethical thing to do is the magnet transfer after your freshan year otherwise known as the “Hankerson Ultimatum.” I would have put this one a little higher, I believe unless there are extenuating circumstances, athletes should remain at the school where they started their freshman year or lose a year of eligibility. Only 3% of you found this to be unethical, but I would have had it as third right after the “Brooks Ploy”

Thank you all for voting on this poll, and I look forward to your submissions for the next poll to grace the pages of the Spiders Lair.

This Weeks Scores



I don't know the scores, but I bet some of you out there do.


Post them here for all to see


Feel free to give a synopsis if you were in attendance.

Friday, November 7, 2008

M M A Event At The Triple A


On December 13th at the American Airlines Arena in Miami, the last two SOUTH DADE heavy weight champions, Daniel (The Gorilla) Perez and Eddie ( Barney the Purple Dragon) Boza will be fighting in an MMA card titled 'There Will Be Blood'

Don’t miss this event, come out and watch two of Dade’s finest devour the competition.









The New Poll Is Up


This poll was provided to us by one of our interested readers, and I though it would be a great poll to encourage discussion.


We are all aware that there are certain unethical maneuvers that take place year in and year out; some are more dastardly, others are more benign, but my interest is to see if there is a general consensus, and if some moves are determinedly more egregious than the rest.


I look forward not only to your votes but also to your comments.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

We Have A New President


Obama wins in a land slide with 349 electoral votes to McCain’s 147.

On the Spiders Lair it wasn’t close either with Obama receiving 58% of the vote and McCain with 48%.

The most interesting part of the poll however was the 16% of voters who voted for McCain but stated with their vote that although they were voting for McCain they were of the belief that Obama would win. By contrast, only 1 person said that they were voting for Obama but they believed that McCain would win.

I will say that I also voted for Obama, not because he is black or white or young or for Change, or because I blame Bush or for the many myriad reasons that I have heard others quote. I voted for Obama because without looking at race, or the need for change, or the deficiencies of this extreme right leaning GOP, I truly believed in my heart that not only was he the best candidate with the best plan, and the best course of action to bring this country out of our tail spin, but because he seemed best prepared to deal with all the factions of political groups that all seek to enrich themselves no matter who it neglects.

The greatest country in the world has a new president, he is black, but he is also white.

He is rich, but he also knows what it’s like to be poor.

He is an eloquent speaker but he also knows how to listen.

For the first time in my history I have a president that I can actually relate to, who was not born of privilege, and who started out with nothing and made something. I have a president who stands tall on his own merits and not on the shoulders of his father or grandfathers, and who did not allow the obstacles placed before him by those unwilling, unable, or incapable of accepting someone who is different from hindering his need to be good, do good, have success, and feel the need to serve his country under those principles.

As for John McCain, I felt true sympathy for him; he is a great person, a great man, who I truly believe above all else loves his country with passion. Unfortunately his party let him down more than he let them down, he was pigeon holed by the GOP into what they believe this country is all about and unfortunately that was not the John McCain that many of us liked so much. The John McCain who spoke last night during his concession speech is the McCain that should have run for President, that John McCain could have had a chance.

Though this was not wrestling related, it was still a fun poll to have and it’s good to know that the readers of the Spiders Lair not only took the time to vote on this poll, but also that the readership of the Lair reflects the demographics and the diversity in this state and this country.

Good Bless the United States of America, without question the greatest country in the world.