This is DJ Dr Doom-Shizzle here on 88.8 “The Spider” spinning another
Ballad your way. So sit back, relax and enjoy this groovy little tune I
wrote but remember it is always more entertaining if you read along
with its melody in the back ground. Sung like Justin Timberlakes “Cry me
a River” here is;
Cry “B” a river
If it were your son
You’d send him their first.
But you didn’t know if he’d be allowed to go, no
So you took a chance
And made other plans
I bet your glad South Dade is a magnet school now, no?
You don’t have fake, an address now
You already know, he’ll probably get in
Now there is a chance, that coach B, will get twenty
And don’t it make you sad about it
If you really do want to be
Standing on atop thee podium alone
Then you better get mommy or daddy
To call B on the phone
He won’t refuse, you must have B confused with some other guy
All you hypocrites must learn, and now it’s your turn
To cry, cry B a river
Cry B a river-er
Cry B a river
Cry B a river-er, yea, yea
I know that they say
That some things are better left unsaid
It wasn’t like you all never re-cruit-ed too and you know it
(don’t act like you don’t know it)
All of these things people are writing
Keep messing with my head
(messing with my head)
But in all honesty
You’re all just two faced and know it, yea
You don’t have fake, an address now
You already know, he’ll probably get in
Now there is a chance, that coach B, will get twenty
And don’t it make you sad about it
If you really do want to be
Standing on atop thee podium alone
(All alone)
Then you better get mommy or daddy
To call B on the phone
(Call B on the phone)
He won’t refuse, you must have B confused with some other guy
(You’re just like B baby)
All you hypocrites must learn, and now it’s your turn
To cry, cry B a river
(Go on and just)
Cry B a river-er
(Go on and just)
Cry B a river
(Hypocrites go on and just)
Cry B a river-er, yea, yea, yea
Oh, No
They all want a ring
So I guess they’ll be leaving
Oh, No
They all want a ring
So I guess they’ll be leaving
Oh, No
They all want a ring
So I guess they’ll be leaving
Oh, No
They all want a ring
So I guess they’ll be leaving
You don’t have to say, you never did
(Don’t say you never did)
Everybody already knows, how you got himmm
Now there is no chance, you’re squeaky clean, you’ll never be
(No chance you’re squeaky clean)
And don’t it make you sad about it
Cry B a river
( Go on and just)
Cry B a river
(Hypocrites go on and just)
Cry B a river
(Hypocrites go on and just)
Cry B a river
(Coaches go on and just)
Cry B a river
(Parents go on and just)
Cry B a river
(Cause B’s already cried)
Cry B a river-er yea yea
(He ain’t gonna cry no more yea, yea)
Cry B a river
Cry B a river, oh
Cry B a river, oh
Cry B a river, oh
Cry B a river, oh
(cry B, cry B)
Cry B a river, oh
(cry B, cry B)
Cry B a river, oh
(cry B, cry B)
Cry B a river, oh
(cry B, cry B)
Cry B a river, oh
(cry B, cry B)
Cry B a river, oh
(cry B, cry B)
Cry B a river, oh
(cry B, cry B)
16 comments:
Sorry Doom, it sucks.
horrible... i liked the one about columbus u did while ago tho.
Sorry Doom, but the eminem was better...
"The Real South Shady"
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real South Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real South Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a magnet program before
Jaws all on the floor like JD, like Russ just burst in the door
and started whoopin his ass worse than before
they first were in Fargo, throwin him over the door (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Doom said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Doom's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Administrative women love Balmaceda
chigga chigga chigga "South Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so smart though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in other people’s wrestling rooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on FKU and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Husk at middle school to set up booths
"My rings are on your lips, my rings are on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give ‘em a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what recruiting is
Of course they gonna know what AETRAC is
By the time they hit eighth grade
They got the Homestead-Y don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people’s programs open like Hannibal
But if Oviedo can steal other people’s athletes
then there's no reason that Columbus and South Shady can't ?????
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Spidey wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
'Cause I'm South Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other South Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real South Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Kris Heyward don't gotta recruit in his program to set records;
well I do, so fuck him and fu_k you too!
You think I give a damn about a Trophy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Shady, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Hester?
$hit, Golden better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to McDaniel and Osorio
and hear 'em argue over who she fined first
You little bitch, put me on blast on GMAC
"Yeah, he's good, but I think he's got a magnet program, hee-hee!"
I should download the judge audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Lester and Fraga to JD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little wannabe programs, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who bribe like me; who just don't give a fu_k like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
'Cause I'm South Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other South Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real South Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with The Godfather inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the website and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just $hit it
better than ninety percent of you “coaches” out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these state titles like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm fidy
I'll be the only person in the county office flirting
Pinchin’ Golden’s asses when I'm jackin with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a South Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, talkin to your next state champ
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fu_k!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those rings on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
'Cause I'm South Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other South Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real South Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha
Guess there's a South Shady in all of us
Fu_k it, let's all stand up
I said it before and I'll say it again if you don't know how the original song goes or if you don't listen to song as you read it then it probably does suck.
Hey, even the Beetles had "Yellow Submarine"
It might also suck because it struck a nerve in some of your hypocritical asses! Those of you who love to pretend that you are all squeaky clean but whose closets look like a graveyard.
Hey Anonymous,
I too loved "The Real South Shady" but only because I know how the song goes. I even put my ipod on and listened to it while I read it.
WOW!
You guys are being really tough on Doom.
I don't think it was his best effort, I too liked some of his previous stuff better, but this was not stinker either.
Like Doom said, even the Beatles had a dudd every now and then.
Download the song like he says and listento it again and then get back to us and see if there is any improvement.
I did not think it was that bad.
Spidey,
I think it's a pretty sensitive subject, plus SMS has a "Man-Crush" on me so he probably posted 3 times to hurt my feelings. Anyway I tried..... Hey do you think you could space it out at the top so it is easier to follow. Thanks.
Doom,
I'll see what I can do. The Problem is when I copy and paste, the HTML code does not transfer and the whole thing is crushed together so I have to go in and edit by hand. I will do what I can.
I’ve stayed out of this argument for a while but I have to interject. Coach B can keep all of his new recruits as well as his future recruits. The fact that he will continue to acquire the best talent in the county will only serve to strengthen the neighboring teams in the area. Follow along if you will:
1. South Dade has multiple middle schools programs in their feeder system.
2. South Dade has a kids program up and running for a while.
3. Most of those worthy and very good talented kids will have no choice but to seek employ elsewhere.
There is nothing like a jilted lover full of animosity to seek revenge on the jilting party. All one needs is a very good coach to “transfer (Sydeysorio)” to Homestead, Killian, Braddock, South Miami, Varela, or any of the schools that could acquire those jilted wrestlers. Coach B knows this and that is why he keeps the second tier wrestlers there with him instead of doing them a favor and sending them to a team that may give them an opportunity to have a varsity spot. He learned last year how painful that is what a jilted wrestler can do to him at another school (Hall-Homestead). Fortunately as they kissed and made up, the jilted wrestler brought friends with him. Talk about an added benefit. Whoever was or is the coach at Homestead should commit hara-kiri for his indiscretions at allowing studs to simply walk out his door.
In my humble opinion, the surrounding teams should rejoice at the South Dade recruiting. You might just get the next Hall. A kid hell bent on proving south Dade wrong for jilting him in the first place. Just remember to keep him after he becomes extremely valuable.
Doom,
You've got mail
Anonymous,
Hara-Kiri!!!
That is funny, way to improve our cultural knowledge on the lair. I'm sure many will have to look that up on Google to know what it means, and that is a good thing.
I wish you'd get a screen name and be a more avid participant, we could use your brand of thought on this Blog.
I need a fix after that!!! ouch your worst yet. God help our country and Doom.
sms is gay.lol
I only have love for you Doom. That's not even a rape, oops I mean rap song. I enjoy your rambling rant's much more than your rap's. I am very dissapointed with you. I expect much more from my man-crush.
sms,
I don't think your the coach for Southwood Middle School. I am going to print all your post out and and send them in and have MDCPS do a investigation.
Have a nice day!
Do what you must Mr. Anonymous. I work with kids and help kids everyday. Why don't you investigate that! Loser.
MR sms,
I have found out your real name and a invesitgation has started. In fact I know how many kids you have and what ages.
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