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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

La Cosanostra En El Condado


The story is an old one, and yet common to the many immigrant families that form the factions that rule this city. The mafia families used their superior organizational abilities to connect themselves with well placed corrupted officials to make themselves and their families prosper while the rest are left to wrestle for the scraps. These Familias realize their gluttonous desires through intimidation, deceit, and when necessary violence.

The Mob bosses in Dade had an understanding amongst themselves, the territories were divided and the boundaries were set, yet every so many year there was a turf war to claim new powers that could affect the long term ability of one family to rule over the rest. Dade County has been divided into three parts over the past several years. Guito “The “God Father” Huskatoni had been around since the Neanderthals roamed the earth and once ruled the southern lands. More recently however he had been deposed by some law men that could not be turned and he was forced to move his operations to the central zone. He took well to this section of the city, and with help from the Vatican’s minions he ruled the central part of the county with an iron fist. Still, his power was not what it once was; he had grown more careless with his actions and was losing that Teflon that had been his shield for nearly forty years. His connections and supporters are mostly deceased and have gone the way of the dodo. In his desperation he has hired lower level hit men like Allensworth Pinis and Mathaglio Nocco. A bold move by an ancient boss who’s time seems to be running out. His last stand with his family is now set and the stage for an open turf war with the new Don of the county Rocco Vito Balmaseda is looming.

Rocco Vito “Little Napoleon” Balmaseda countered Huskatoni’s bold moves by scouring the city for some of the most ruthless hit men ever to be seen in these parts. The first one he went after was a young but brash hit man named ScHall; ScHall had made a name for himself recently when he killed a Mexican hitman in lakeland who was trying to take the spot of baddest hitman in the land. It was a battle that was not easily settled, and just when it looked like the Mexican had the upper hand, ScHall turned the tables and slit the other mans throat as he threw him to his back. This new hitman and his diminutive stature were now under Contract and loyalties were pledged to Vito’s familia. Vito or “Vit” as his friends call him has gone about searching for as many ruthless hitmen as he can find to assure his position for the foreseeable future. He has also acquired the services of a little known hit man who goes by the name Julius Eddwinis; this Bronco sized hit man is now in position to transform himself into a feared hit man as he learns from some of the best hit men that already work for Vit. Lesser known hit men have also been added to this family in preparations for the coming turf war. Vit longs to completely eliminate the Huskatoni family and remove all record of their existence. One of Vit’s closest allies, Nosti Marona has pledged his son Issac Marona and his adopted son Robert the Red to vit’s familia. These Fresh new hitmen were in training at an academy a little further north, but were well trained and will reinforce and already formidable organization. An Asian assassin from the land of eternal ‘Sunsets’ has also been called in just to assure a victory in the battle. With the DA and Police Chief in his back pocket no one dares to even sniff into Vit’s family business because they know that one word misspoken would immediately get back to Vit and all hell would break loose. With a twist of his finger or a scowl on his face this ruthless mob boss will send his cronies in the DA’s office to subdue anyone interfering in his business.

The third mob boss Renzo “The Walrus”Osorio watches from a distance as his enemies make their moves. He seeks to be the one to complete this deadly triangle, and in a bold and unexpected move he plans a move that will cripple his opposition and allow him to move in and be the New boss of the three territories. A different scheme is his however, he relies on help from the Voodoo gods of the old country, as he patiently waits and watches the coming storm and knows that soon his scheming wheels turning in his bald cranium will set into motion the plan to throw the other families into complete upheaval. Renzo already feels he has all the hitmen he needs to take over as the new boss so long as he is able to take out a few of the others families hitmen along the way. Through subterfuge, well placed spies, an assassination or two, and a secret alliance, The Walrus plans to subvert the power for himself and his family as the top Mob boss in Dade.

Stay tuned and see how it all plays out

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know who wrote this dreck but it appears to be the Kingpin. I would advise more originality and less riding(writing?) on Doom's coattails.He,like Spidey and a few others are unique and creative in their postings.Come up with your own style and your own euphemisms.Sincerely,
EL CABRON

Spiderman said...

Oye Cabron,

I welcome your opinion, and I like the name, how about you register it and add yourself to my followers. (See Followers list just under the archives)

I appreciate the props, and I'm sure Doom does too, but for the KingPins first post I didn't think it was too bad, give him some time, he may turn out to be brilliant just like Doom.

Anonymous said...

I don't mind anyone taking my characters or storylines and creating their own little soap operas in fact I encourage it. That is what makes this site so interesting and unique, everyone has their own twists and views of how things are going down. Hey Cabron it doesn't have to be a comedy, it could be a suspense or drama. I think he did a pretty good job. He is probably doing the best with what he's got you know what i'm saying. Is it me or does the Kingpin resemble one of our more infamous coaches??? Hhmmmmm...

Hey Spidey,
You used to critique my work man, give a brother some love dogg!!!!

DR DOOM

Spiderman said...

Doom,

I don't know what your getting at, I said your the man and I love your work. What sort of critique are you reffereing too? Do you mean me to be more criticle of KP? He is just starting out nad I am grateful for his participation, I look forward to more post's from him in the future.

Moon Knight said...

Doc Doom,

I get it. Fat, Bald, and always angry. PARDO ! LOL. you are so right it is dead on.

Anonymous said...

first of all pardo is not bald. he has black hair now. second he is always talking about the sopranos .

Spiderman said...

Moonie,

AAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHH!!!

That was funny. I believe Pardo has a good sense of humor though, so that should not bother him too much.

Spiderman said...

Anonymous,

There are rumors it's a Dye job, and some have even said it's plugs.

Why can't one just accept their age gracefully? Next thing you know he'll be driving a convertible and wearing an ear ring.

Anonymous said...

well he does have an earpiece that he wears 24/7 because he is so connected.

DR DOOM said...

Hey Spidey,
I know your a busy man but where are the new Good Fellas??

Spiderman said...

Anonymous,

Good point! He is very wel connected is my understanding.

I have also noticed that about the ear piece; it looks like he had that damn thing surgically attached to his head.

Spiderman said...

Doom,

Check your email, there might be some revisions necessary. Get back to me A.S.A.P. I was just waiting on your word to post.

Moon Knight said...

Pardo does wear an earing. He does drive a Vet. I just can't see him with his black (dyed) hair all slicked back. LOL.

Anonymous said...

I must say I don't often post here but I could not let this one pass, it's just too funny. I don't drive a corvette, I wish, I drive a Toyota Tacoma 2001. I do have an ear ring hole on my left ear that I got in college, but there hasn't been an ear ring in it for at least 2 years. I don't have plugs lol, and I don't dye my hair, I shave my head bald at times and I let my hair grow out at other times, though I am balding up front and there is no way to hide it. I love this site, and I laugh my ass off maany times, just the other day I called a coach friend of mine in tears at what Doctor Doom had posted, I even laughed hard at the stuff just said about me, but I just thought I woud set the record straight. now go ahead and poke fun at me all you want so I can laugh some more. please don't ever let this site die spidey my day would be much longer without it.

Spiderman said...

CoachPardo,

I know you don't post much, but what about you register and add yourself to my Followers? I can even help you find a nice avatar.

Anonymous said...

kingpin seems like a really nice avatar...LOL

Spiderman said...

CoachPardo,

Here are two good avatars you might want to consider.

http://globaldyn.ipnstock.com/dyn_images/420/60/8325500191.JPG

http://globaldyn.ipnstock.com/dyn_images/420/60/1064800017.JPG

Coach Pardo said...

Thanks!

Spiderman said...

CoachPardo,

Glad you registered and added the avatar and yourself to my Followers.

You tell me if I am I reading too much into this...

I sent you two possible avatars, one of a coach, and one of a ref. I see you as a coach first, but you chose the ref as your avatar, is that selection symbolic of your current disposition towards wrestling?

I just thought your selection of the ref avatar was telling in that you were once much more respected as a coach than you are currently, and because currently you may have better standing as an official than as a coach.

Again, no offense intended, just psychological curiosity.

Coach Pardo said...

Wow spidey that was deep, I actually just liked the ref picture better than the coach picture which was a little silly holding a stop watch. I got the feeling it was a track coach and the refereee I felt was a better choice. I am also a student of psychology, and there may be something freudian to it, but I guess I won't know for sure until I undergo psychotherapy.

DR DOOM said...

Who called for a Doctor? As your Doctor the first thing I can suggest is you stop talking to your damn self son. Next, I would suggest some Cheerios for your Cholesterol, some Viagra for that limp noodle, a waxing on that hairy ass back, the slim fast diet, Penecillin for the burning, Zovoriax for the break out, and some ointment for that Pediculosis Pubis. Hope this helps Senor Pardo.

Spiderman said...

Doom,

Another classic rant, you should really reconsider whatever it is you do and get a job writing for SNL.

I got the Talking to himself reference but you seem to be behind the eight ball on this one, some anonymous poster just broke the news I am none other than Nestor Varona.

DR DOOM said...

Aw now I get the whole editing issue we discussed!!! Sorry if I offended you. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha.....