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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Breaking News!!!

Whelan is Spiderman, or maybe Osorio


The polls are closed and its official, the majority of you (30%) believe that Kevin Whelan is Spiderman. I must say I agree, I voted for him myself. Good job out there people you got your man.

Of course there are those of you that believe Osorio is Spiderman (25%). To you I say Congratulations, you got your man, I would have voted for him myself, but I think I am Whelan.

Some of you are very confused and are not sure if Pardo (13%) is Spiderman, or Mahler (15%), or maybe someone else (16%) altogether. I thought for a while I was someone else, thank god I realized that I am Whelan cause it was driving me crazy.

Then there was one idiot that thought JL was Spidey, it a good thing for him we don't know who he is or the ridicule would sure induce vomiting.

At least no one thought Coney is Spiderman, I commend those that don't believe I am Coney, even if I am. ;-)

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's KW he has else to do...Osorio has a life.

Anonymous said...

Spiderman,

Why won't you reveal yourself so we can see who is correct? By the way you are not KW. Possibly Osorio. Not Pardo or Mahler. Possibly someone else maybe Balmeceeda?

Iron Man said...
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Iron Man said...

Osorio is a teacher, and this week during the FCAT he was required to be a procter for the FCAT. By 9 am, procters are removing all electronic devices from students and handing out testing materials. None of them are on the computer instead of attending their students.

Spiderman made a post around 9:20 a.m. on one of those FCAT test days, but I don't remember exactly what day it was. However, that is why it rules Osorio out as being Spiderman.

But you never know. Osorio does have anger issues and has a tendancy to piss all over the rules. So there is a possibility he could have been on the internet while simultaneously taking care of the FCAT takers in his classroom.

Spiderman said...

Ironman,

Your detective skills are admirable.

In fact I posted several times during the morning and throughout the day on tuesday and wednesday, it even struck me as odd that traffic on the site was down significantly until one of my sources explained the reason why.

Hence I wrote the topic on the front page named FCAT.

So you have another clue.

You may proceed.

Iron Man said...

Spiderman, I'd rather not know who you are. Besides, heroes were meant to have their identities unknown to the public. If your identity was somehow discovered, then your words and this blog itself would lose substantial value.

We all know you as Spiderman. Why change that?

Spiderman said...

Ironman,

I don't know who you are either but you are wise. Truer words have not been spoken on this Blog.

I welcome your refreshing perspective to the site, and I look forward to you future post's.

I am a little strapped for time today to give it it's due, but soon I will give you your very own Ironman section on the main page in case you should want to make your own commentary.

Once again, welcome to my Blog.

P.S. Can't wait for your movie.

Iron Man said...

Thank you, Spiderman. I would like that very much.

Anonymous said...

Is folkstyle states this week going to be a big tournament?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Spidey is KW watch there will be no post from him because he's driving to Alabama.

Spiderman said...

Amonymous,

Thank you for that constructive criticism, it must have taken a lot of thought to come up with that. You're right this site does suck, but I have a feeling it will get much better once you are gone.

Spiderman said...

Other anonymous,

If I was KW I would of course have my lap to with me, and because every truck stop now-a-days has wifi, I would have no trouble at all posting this message. However, I am not KW, I am not on my way to Alabama, and I am not posting from my lap top. But if I were KW I would say, "I am not KW, I am not on my way to Alabama, and I am not posting from my lap top."

CoachKW said...

Sorry, to disappoint, but I'm not in Alabama. I'm not Spiderman, but I know at this point that it is pointless to argue the fact anymore. Spiderman has been around longer than I've been coaching.

My memory and info doesn't go back as far as Spiderman's (into the early 80s). I know a little about the late 80s, the mid 90s and the 2000s.

When I got to South Dade I was the logical choice. No one paid attention to me while I was coaching at Columbus. But then after a year at South Dade, I became the latest pick for Spidey. I'm suprised that I've lasted this long as the top pick. I also don't see it being Osorio, nothing against Osorio, but when Spidey first got started on FKn, Osorio was still at JFK. Last year, we gave Pardo a bunch of stuff at NCAAs, but as we sat in the arena, Spidey was posting away. I have to believe that 86% of the votes were incorrect. Spidey is "someone else".

Anonymous said...

KW what do you think of spidy being Johnson?

The Devil's Advocate said...

While an insider, Spidey is not formally associated with any one team.

He does not directly work with a school.

He is not a coach.

He is hispanic, most likely Cuban.

He sometimes posts as someone else and does have multi-personalities (don't we all?)- but not as you might think (hmmm... analyze the writing)

He still reads and has posted at the other site.

He heavily depends on KW and others for his info as he is not directly involved - he is an observer with great privliges to inside views.

DA

Spiderman said...

Devils advocate,

Here is a review of your performance in the art of deduction

While an insider, Spidey is not formally associated with any one team.

CORRECT!

He does not directly work with a school.

CORRECT!

He is not a coach.

CORRECT! But I have coached in the past. (Nice clue for you)

He is hispanic, most likely Cuban.

CORRECT

He sometimes posts as someone else and does have multi-personalities (don't we all?)- but not as you might think (hmmm... analyze the writing)

Sort of Correct!

He still reads and has posted at the other site.

CORRECT! on the first part, but WRONG on the second.

At times I still read FKu especially if prompted to do so by someone, but I have never posted over there since leaving; on that you have my word.

He heavily depends on KW and others for his info as he is not directly involved - he is an observer with great privliges to inside views.

CORRECT! But I also get much of it from my own observations, but I would be nothing without my sources.

Spiderman said...

Mariposa,

Vulgar en espaƱol es igual que en ingles chico. Por favor borra me eso para no tener que borrar lo yo.

Spiderman said...

KW,

That is a likely story, now stop the bull$hit and admit it already you know you are Spidey. Why do you keep denying something that is so obvious.

Of course if I were KW and I and I wanted to confuse you all further I would say. "That is a likely story, now stop the bull$hit and admit it already you know you are Spidey. Why do you keep denying something that is so obvious."

LOL!!!

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I love this game!

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