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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

It's Almost Here.





That time of year when we get our first taste of Playoff wrestling.

Well I know the word playoff wrestling does not exactly fit, but for me and my love for wrestling that is exactly the atmosphere that I can equate it too, so I will call it playoff wrestling because I feel like it, and as always, I will say what I want to say.

So what do you have to say?


Champs?

Teams?

Coaches?

Officials?



Bring it!


55 comments:

Anonymous said...

Will Osorio let his boys wrestle or will they sit and watch while others get all the glory while his begins to roll down hill like they always do. I would like to see him at the seeding meeting with the big boys. Don't forget Osorio isn't a pimple in Husk's ass yet.

Will Dewberry Coach his son this year or will he sit aside and watch Vic do it for him. What Vic says goes everybody knows.

Will the refs know the rules this year or will they continue to wing it here and there. Hopefully the refs do thier job and call it like it is. Leave your biases at the door and read your freaking rule book over and over again. In case you missed it READ THE RULE BOOK BEFORE GMAC AND BECOME AN EXPERT AT YOUR JOB AREN'T SOME OF YOU TIRED OF LOOKING STUPID. READ THE RULE BOOK FROM FRONT TO BACK.

Will coaches be professional and respect each other, the refs and the sport or will act like a bunch of whinning little girls. Prepare your wrestlers so that you don't look like a fool out there.

If I have anymore I'll post them up later.

Anonymous said...

I have finally recovered from the debacle that was Brandon.Although I must say that their combatants were old enough to celebrate at the strip club on US1 and 289th.
I finally realize that no coach is perfect(although I come close).My young charges are once again eager to compete, ready for battle expecting victory at all turns.I sit in my Royal throne body tanned,anointed with aloe and grapeseed oil, waiting for ny serfs to carry me to ringside where I will ply my unmatched skills and lead my acolytes to VICtory in the original martial art.
I triumph again!
Victorius Rex

Anonymous said...

Will Sergio wear his stinky sandals or will he actcually put on some shoes so that when he flames out his sandal doesn't accidentally hit someone in the eye. Maybe he just really likes Johnson from Southridge who never wears closed toe shoes either.

Will Palmetto wear a different singlet and will anyone affiliated with that program smile.

Will Jackson bring 1 wrestler or will they bring 2.

Will Columbus bring the hot Milf or the sexy white guy Ernie or both.

Anonymous said...

Will Pardo's hair be black, blonde or blue. Will his earring be on his left or right ear. I guess it depends on what side his phone is at.

Will HML be in the top 5 or bottom 5.

Anonymous said...

What's the deal with the seeding process this year? Are all the coaches going to Braddock tonight? Are they seeding top 8 in the county, or is it going to be by district like always?

Spiderman said...

Mister Mister,

Loved your music in the 80's,

"Broken Wings" and "Kyrie,"

Classic 80's, Rock On!

Anyway, lots of interesting stuff your brought up, I can't wait to see what unfolds.

Spiderman said...

Vic, (wink)

LOL!!! Very funny!

I wish we had more of that here.

Anonymous said...

HML is the real deal this year. A bunch of MEN who will come after you for 6-8 minutes. Most will be stunned by their tenacity and just how huge those kids are. Look for them to place above Columbus. I say 3rd behind South Dade and American.

Spiderman said...

Mister,

You are on a roll, please keep it up, I am in a much better mood after reading you schtick.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you enjoy my music. In fact Broken Wings was Vic's favorite. He played it all the time after he lost in state finals.

Will Vic be a little dirty, just a little. Maybe an eye booger here or there, some ear wax, a hair out place, a long pinky nail. Oh my god, whatever.

Will the five feet members club meet on the mats and hang out, Rivera, Tejada, Mendez, Gonzalez twins, Severe, Harris, Angel. Oh no wait Angel is five feet across. Will they all be dressed alike.

Will Angel fall asleep while he is coaching, talking shiting, eating. Maybe not eating. Will he fall asleep, probably.

Will Condis be an angry person. Err, I'm angry. The ref sucks err.

Will the Krop coach have a clue to what the hell is going on around here. We're not in Indiana Phil.

Will KW bust out with teased long hair and sing Living on Prayer on stage. Will he wear tight leather shorts and a leather vest. Will he sit next to his hot wife from Columbus and cheer on his boy Kevin.

Anonymous said...

Mister

You are so right. These officials need to read their rules book. Some think that because they have been doing it for so long that they know everything, but they should review it several times during the season.

Anonymous said...

Ernie over the milf any day. I cant wait to see Pardos new hair color.

Anonymous said...

Some funny sh!t lol. Angel will fall asleep no doubt.

Anonymous said...

KW the milf is only dating you so you get her boy a decent seed

Anonymous said...

SHE DOESNT REALLY LIKE YOU!

Anonymous said...

JUST CAUSE SHE SAID HELLO TO YOU DOESNT MEAN YOUR GNNA GET ANY ACTION

Anonymous said...

1 SD
2 HML
3 COL
4 BR
5 AM
6 GOL
7 PAL
8 SR
9 MH
10 HM

Spiderman said...

Mister,

You are killing me softly.

I am in stitches.

LOL!!!

AAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Please please please register your screen name and be part of the regulars I beg you.

The 5 foot club, LOL!!!

I never realized there were so many small coached, but it makes sense, it is wrestling after all where the little guys dominate.

I came very near wetting my pants with a mental visual of KW siging up on stage while the tournament proceeds.

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

American won't show. And like always they will tank now near the end.

Spiderman said...

Anonymous,

I'd like to inspect that pipe please.

Me gets the feeling there is some Whacky Tabacky in there.

Anonymous said...

103:
Hall
Gulesian
Turner
Diego

112:
Harris
Noffo
Mcpeherson
Guzman

119:
Chandler
Barrera
Villanueva
Stanton

125:
Chandler
Olivera
Borges
Espinoza

130:
Gulesian
Perez
Rojas
Martinez

135:
Rio
Metellus
Garcia
Santibanez

140:
Parrado
Ramirez
Nodar
Perez

145:
Sanders
Ramirez
Martin H.
Diaz

152:
Pena
Bell
Castro
Montavlo

160:
Starr
Williams
Tronsco
Holozier
(Eddie quit?)

171:
Abeledo
NMB kid
King
Stewart

189:
Castillo
Webster
Vanucci
Blue

215:
Wiggins
Pimentel
Davis
Clavijo

285:
Chirino
Wethy
Viniegra
McCray

Anonymous said...

The MILF from Columbus would not date anybody here.....none of us have enough $$$$$. Keep dreaming....lol.

Mr. C

Anonymous said...

I already dated the milf guys. My top 10.

1 AM
2 SD
3 COL
4 BRA
5 SW
6 HML
7 PAL
8 MH
9 SUN
10 GOL

Anonymous said...

103 Hall
112 Guzman
119 Chandler
125 Chandler
130 Rios
135 Metellus
140 Parrado
145 Sanders
152 Pena
160 Starr
171 Abeledo
189 Castillo
215 Wiggins
275 McCray

Spiderman said...

There is a new poll for G.M.A.C. don't forge to vote.

Anonymous said...

1.SD
2.AM
3.COL
4.PAL
5.HML
6.NMB
7.BRA
8.SR
9.GOL
10.SUN

103.Hall
112.Harris
119.Alonso
125.Chandler
130.Rio
135.Metellus
140.Hofmann
152.Pena
160.Starr
171.Phillips
189.King
215.Wiggins
285.Chirino

Anonymous said...

You guys keep referring to the MILF from Columbus but in fact there are at least 3 MILFs, count them 3 MILFs that I know of.

First, there is Gurevich's hot little thing he calls mommy. This is the MILF that I think everyone is referring to.

Then, there is Borges' little latin bombshell he calls Mama! This fine petite little thing even looks good in doctor scrubs. 34ish going on 17, she has kept her girlish figure even after what 5-6 kids. All I can say is WOW!

And, last but surely not least you got Wethy's Mom. A little bit older then the other two but every bit as hot. You wouldn't think a big ass heavyweight would have a hot mom but let me tell you he's got one.

Hey Columbus do you all need a President of your booster club cause I'm willing to volunteer some of my time, let me know?

Anonymous said...

brackets brackets brackets brackets brackets brackets brackets brackets brackets
Come on Spider work your magic. You know 4 sure that South Dade and Braddock have that sh!t now. KW post them up. What's the point of hiding them and selecting who sees them.

CoachKW said...

There are no brackets to be seen. Since it is not a formula based tournament, but a true open tournament, the brackets will not be completed until after weigh ins and all the scratches are made. This year there will not be any forfeits going into the 2nd or 3rd rounds. Sorry, that you can't wait for the brackets, but they have never been available before Friday. When Julies used to do it, you were lucky if you could seen them at like 7:30 on Friday morning and then it was to see what the semi match ups would be.

Anonymous said...

Just post what you have then and let us figure out the rest. Give the seeds then. Do that much at least all the coaches have them already anyways. At least give us the seeds for each weight.

Anonymous said...

My take on G.M.A.C.

Teams:

1st - South Dade
2nd - American
3rd - HML
4th - Columbus
5th - Southwest

Anonymous said...

Individual Champs:

103 - Hall (SD)
112 - Harris (AME)
119 - Chandler (BRA)
125 - Chandler (BRA)
130 - Gulisien (COL)
135 - Metellus (SD)
140 - Parrado (GOL)
145 - Sanders (SD)
152 - Montalvo (SD)
160 - Starr (HML)
171 - Phillips (PAL)
189 - Castillo (AME)
215 - Wiggins (SD)
Hwt - Chirino (AME)

Anonymous said...

team score will be determined by who will also compete in the finals so here is the second place kid in my opinion:

103 - Turner (HML)
112 - Mcpherson (SD)
119 - Barrera (MS)
125 - Olivera (SW)
130 - Perez (AME)
135 - Rio (COL)
140 - Ramirez (SW)
145 - Bell (SR)
152 - Pena (COL)
160 - Troncoso (AME)
171 - Travus Webster (SD)
189 - BLue (PAL)
215 - Pimentel (AME)
285 - McCray (SR)

that means the following...

Anonymous said...

How did the seeding meeting go yesterday. Any fireworks Spideysorio. Arguments, confrontations.

Anonymous said...

South Dade = 6 in the finals

American = 6 in the finals

Columbus = 3 in the finals

HML = 2 in the finals

SW = 2 in the finals

It will be closer than many expect. American and South Dade WILL battle it out for 1st. It will not be a run away for South Dade. Columbus will have to fight for 3rd against a mature, stong, and willing HML team. Southwest will need the second, two time runner-up at state, twin to make it competative for 4th.

Anonymous said...

The seedings were awesome.KW strapped on his leather pants and gave us a sneak preview of what is to come. He sang You Give Love A Bad Name, but he was not alone. Pardo played the bass, Soderholm on the guitar, Husk beated away in the drums, Vic was blasting away on the cow bell, and the milf jiggled the tamberine. Osorio whined like a little b!atch and Angel slept through the whole thing.

Spiderman said...

Mister,

Funny stuff. I wish you'd register already.

I got this picture in my Head of Husk screaming hoarsley at Balmeceda "Gad Dammit we need more Cow Bell"

LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

I will. Be patient my son. Any real news on the seeding meeting.

Will Braddock enforce the two coaches per corner on everyone else while all their coaches, wrestlers and managers gather around the corner to cheer on their wrestlers. Oh wait that is the refs job.

Has any official read the rule book yet. GMAC is on Friday. Hurry up you might learn something new.

Will KW answer to the people and give them the seedings/brackets like he has done for Vic. How hard is it to copy and paste. Did he change out of the leatheroos yet.

Speaking of hot. Will Noffo's sister be in the gym WOW!

Who else is hot? If you know of anyone that attends wrestling tournaments and they are hot feel free to post. Wives, girlfriends, sisters, moms etc.

Anonymous said...

Hve you guys ever wondered how those kids must feel that you guys are undressing their mothers and sisters with your eyes. Yes, they should be proud of having hot moms but to have strangers undress them in every tournament must be hell for the poor kids. I suggest you guys lay of the moms and sisters.

Anonymous said...

No one has mentioned anything about undressing you pervert. They just said they were hot. Don't tell me you don't think anyone is hot.

Anonymous said...

Predictions for GMAC

103- Hall(SD) vs Guliesian(COL)

112- Harris(AM) vs McPherson(SD)

119- Chandler(B) vs Alonso(PAL)

125- Chandler(B) vs Montero(SD)

130- Olivera(SW) vs Guliesian(COL)

135- Metellus(SD) vs Rio(COL)

140- Parrado(GOL) vs O. Ramirez(SW)

145- Sanders(SD) vs Vidal(GOL)

152- Montalvo(SD) vs Castro(HML)

160- Starr(HML) vs Molina(VAR)

171- King(SD) vs Phillips(Pal)

189- Castillo(AM) vs Webster(SD)

215- Wiggins(SD) vs Pimental(AM)

Hwt- Chirino(AM) vs Wethy(COL)

South Dade; 6-8 Finalist

Columbus; 4 Finalists

American; 3-4 Finalist

Teams
1-South Dade
2-American
3-Columbus
4-HML
5-Braddock
6-Palmetto
7-Southwest
8-Varela
9-NMB
10-Miami High

Anonymous said...

I suggest a lay "OF" the mother as well! Wow what a difference one letter makes in a sentence.

Anonymous said...

This weekend will be very interesting. I thought it was funny to see Ewok king Riviera from sunset roll his eyes in disgust as his former wrestler (Montero) was mentioned as a sunset wrestler, and I do believe the Evil Eye was in the direction of the wanna be Han Solo of the South.

Anonymous said...

kw aint gonna do it so can a real coach who has the seedings post then up.

Spiderman said...

Anonymous,

Yes I think the a good way to get KW to take time out of his busy schedule and presude him to post the brackets which is not part of his job is to antagonize him.

Nice going on your part, where did you get that strategy, are you perhaps a member of Hamas?

Spideysorio

Anonymous said...

Yes, hamas voy hablar aqui carajo. me cago en el KW este.

Spiderman said...

Anónimos,

Que te oiga el peli rojo ese que te va a reventar.

MCDLR!!!

Anonymous said...

Que te oiga a ti sigue comiendo mierda hablando en este idioma. Tu cres que el es bobo o que se chupa el dedo.

Spiderman said...

Anónimos,

El peli rojo sabe mucho pero no habla Español.

Que se joda.

Anonymous said...

El le dice a la jevita esa que tiene de la escuela privada que le tradusca.

Anonymous said...

Predictions for GMAC
1. SD
2. HML
3. AM
4. COL
5. PAL

103 - HALL
112 - HARRIS
119 - CHANDLER
125 - CHANDLER
130 - GULESIAN
135 - RIO
140 - PARRADO
145 - SANDERS
152 - MONTAVLO
160 - STARR
171 - PHILLIPS
189 - CASTILLO
215 - WIGGINS
HTW - CHIRINO

Anonymous said...

i believe suthridge will surprise a lot of people this weeekend at gmac

Spiderman said...

Anonymous,

I believe South Ridge has gone the way of South Miami, one kid here and there but that's it. Good luck finishing in the top 10.

Anonymous said...

Mister Mister,

Here are some answers to your questions:

1. Will Osorio let his boys wrestle or will they sit and watch while others get all the glory while his begins to roll down hill like they always do. I would like to see him at the seeding meeting with the big boys. Don't forget Osorio isn't a pimple in Husk's ass yet.

ANSWER: Yes, he will allow his kids to wrestle. No, they won't begin their downward spin. No, he is not a pimple in Husk's ass, Husk is a pimple in his ass. No, he doesn't do seeding meetings.

2. Will Dewberry Coach his son this year or will he sit aside and watch Vic do it for him. What Vic says goes everybody knows.

ANSWER: No, he will not coach his son. Yes, what Vic said did go and it worked out well.

3. Will the refs know the rules this year or will they continue to wing it here and there. Hopefully the refs do thier job and call it like it is. Leave your biases at the door and read your freaking rule book over and over again. In case you missed it READ THE RULE BOOK BEFORE GMAC AND BECOME AN EXPERT AT YOUR JOB AREN'T SOME OF YOU TIRED OF LOOKING STUPID. READ THE RULE BOOK FROM FRONT TO BACK.

ANSWER: Some of the best officiating I have seen in some time. Never perfect but that is the nature of the beast. Yes, they seem to have brushed up on their studies.

4. Will coaches be professional and respect each other, the refs and the sport or will act like a bunch of whinning little girls. Prepare your wrestlers so that you don't look like a fool out there.

ANSWER: 3 out of 4 ain't bad dude.

Anonymous said...

5. Will Sergio wear his stinky sandals or will he actcually put on some shoes so that when he flames out his sandal doesn't accidentally hit someone in the eye. Maybe he just really likes Johnson from Southridge who never wears closed toe shoes either.

ANSWER: No, they both wore closed toed shoes (thankfully). Yes, Sergio did flame out but posed no danger to anyone since he was not allowed to be in the corner.


6. Will Palmetto wear a different singlet and will anyone affiliated with that program smile.

ANSWER: Yes, they all wore the same singlet. No, noone in that program cracked a smile.

7. Will Jackson bring 1 wrestler or will they bring 2.

ANSWER: They brought more than 2 and they all wrestled. Very impressed with their new style.

8. Will Columbus bring the hot Milf or the sexy white guy Ernie or both.

ANSWER: FREAKING ERNIE??? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME...ERNIE?!?!? WHERE THE PHUKER WAS THE MILF?!?!?